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Kyle's Journal

The story of my journal is a rocky one. I kept it back in grade 8, and back then it was fairly private -- except that the teacher started reading them part way through the year. After grade 8 it was no longer worth marks, so I stopped. The grade 8 journal used to be online, but I decided it's a bit too pathetic, depressing, and stupid. I ended up aborting it for the new layout. Anyone concerned about this can let me know.

I began again in about grade 12 when I started carrying a pocketbook to write my brilliant ideas in, but then my friends kept reading the stuff I wrote. Very quickly, the journal became quite a public thing... once I started the site, I figured I might as well go all the way. There's your origin story.

May 2, 05: Pictures and robot masters
May 1, 05: Big moves
April 9, 05: Drunk and bored
April 1, 05: Today is a 10
March 29, 05: E ain't done yet
March 28, 05: Working over Easter
March 13, 05: My floor at the end of the weekend
March 11, 05: Accidental hiatus for emotional freak
January 29, 05: Want ad
January 22, 05: Communication errors
January 11, 05: A very busy Christmas
December 21, 04: Stupid memories and surprises
December 19, 04: Happy times, sad times, medium times
December 3, 04: New shoes
December 2, 04: Two relatively eventful weeks
November 19, 04: Old birthday cards
November 11, 04: The condo and the cottage
November 9, 04: Randomly generated journal entry
November 2, 04: Hunting for mistakes and treasure
November 1, 04: Defining personalities in terms of other personalities
October 28, 04: Work topic assessment reflection proposal
October 25, 04: Kyle with style
October 15, 04: Outgoing mail bag
October 5, 04: An add-on to a tribute, plus goo evasion
October 4, 04: A bit of a tribute
September 30, 04: Cool stuff: Linux and algorithms
September 21, 04: Denim and catchphrases: components of personality
September 16, 04: Stupid yuppie with his dumb laptop on the freakin' bus
September 14, 04: The Toronto Chase and ENG511
September 3, 04: what I ~~done~~ on my sommer vaycasun!!!
April 20, 04: Stupid-ass exam crap
April 12, 04: The last few days of class
March 3, 04: A pickle
February 24, 04: The storm before the calm
February 10, 04: A wall to separate the deplorable from the geeky
January 29, 04: No pity for the majority of The Butterfly Effect viewers
January 23, 04: 6 days a week, my friends are better than Kain Highwind
January 20, 04: A bunch of crappy and vaguely philosophical rants
January 8, 04: On Bass and classes
January 6, 04: On December '03
November 10, 03: The Broken Train to Megaman X7
November 3, 03: My best Halloween costume ever
October 24, 03: Smiles
October 17, 03: Care to bet whether this one comes back to haunt me?
October 8, 03: Not wired that way
October 7, 03: Happy belated FotoHunt
September 29, 03: Happy to be miserable
September 23, 03: Group work woes
September 17, 03: Selective sexuality
September 5, 03: Shyness and uncertainty
September 2, 03: Summer '03 (abridged)
August 8, 03: Confused Kyle?
July 22, 03: Geek still causing trouble
July 19, 03: Red Mage and Geekman's gifts
July 15, 03: People say silly things (like about Megaman X6, for example)
July 9, 03: WalMart stories
July 4, 03: Calculus and chemicals
June 15, 03: Return of the Geek
May 8, 03: Stop asking me about her
April 27, 03: Post-exam boredom
April 6, 03: Bad story telling
March 30, 03: Documentation
March 24, 03: Worries and hatred
March 12, 03: The Hermaph
March 2, 03: Spring break my face
February 15, 03: Not that I'm psychotic...
February 9, 03: Busted camera
February 3, 03: SoG and pocketbook
January 31, 03: Have faith in your friends, or they'll piss on the chalk
January 20, 03: Lack of intellectual experiences
January 16, 03: Doodles and procrastination
January 11, 03: Fan mail
January 8, 03: Checkin' out
January 5, 03: New year, new stupidity
December 24, 02: Resolutions
December 19, 02: Gail Chapman's Christmas Crisis
December 15, 02: Doing nothing
December 11, 02: Post-exam celebration
December 2, 02: Being the better friend
November 28, 02: Cruel memories
November 26, 02: Eating Chinese
November 24, 02: Boring entry about boredom
November 20, 02: The oriental man thinks thoughts of Joy
November 19, 02: Bus adventure
November 17, 02: Unexpected new computer
November 14, 02: Crazy man on the subway
November 13, 02: Everything besides shower curtains works out
November 10, 02: Happy music hurts, so does SNL
November 7, 02: Feeling medium
November 5, 02: Originality
October 31, 02: Understanding Kerry
October 29, 02: Missed a midterm
October 23, 02: WORLD WAR THREE!!1
October 22, 02: Running into people
October 19, 02: I'm an 80's thug who sings when he's miserable
October 18, 02: Yelling when nobody listens
October 16, 02: The dagger in the back
October 14, 02: Thanksgiving fun
October 7, 02: Inattentiveness, unusual dreams
September 19, 02: Internal monologue
September 16, 02: Dumb Books
September 15, 02: The Musings debate
September 11, 02: Casual swearing
September 10, 02: I like hair
September 3, 02: Significant others
August 27, 02: Line up for summer fun
August 25, 02: Lovably low standards
August 21, 02: Working off Cockburn
August 20, 02: The joy of Joy
August 17, 02: Imaginary conversation
August 5, 02: The end of Dumb Book II
June 2, 02: Words to say about the stars
May 24, 02: It sucks balls, I say!
April 25, 02: Periumbilical hernia
March 15, 02: Didn't think so... loser
February 13, 02: Girls
February 8, 02: Being friendlier
January 25, 02: Penis for hire
January 5, 02: Three large stresses
November 25, 01: Heartless angel
November 2, 01: Rookie alcoholic
October 30, 01: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
October 12, 01: Excerpt from Collin
September 8, 01: My type
September 1, 01: Kevin Smith marathon
August 19, 01: Jessica's tongue
August 18, 01: Cyclist extrordinaire
August 1, 01: About Dawn
July 26, 01: Cats with hats
July 17, 01: Not nearly enough illustrations
July 16, 01: Absence makes something do something
July 15, 01: Goddamned AD&D
July 10, 01: Rubbing off?
July 9, 01: Driving school
June 27, 01: Odd thinker
June 25, 01: If Jewel and Shirley Manson mated
June 19, 01: Skipping class
June 16, 01: People are never satisfied
June 15, 01: The meaning of courage
June 14, 01: Laughter hurts
June 13, 01: Particle/wave duality
June 12, 01: The beginning of Kyle's Dumb Book II
June 11, 01: The end of Kyle's Dumb Book
June 7, 01: My weaknesses
June 6, 01: Unique set of skills
June 5, 01: Shit day
June 4, 01: 29¢
June 1, 01: Jesse's best joke ever
May 26, 01: Going back to change things
May 25, 01: It is the year 2001
May 23, 01: Little black book
May 18, 01: Opiate
May 17, 01: High school romance
May 16, 01: Unrespectably unintelligent
May 15, 01: Girl in denim
May 14, 01: It good
May 12, 01: At the cottage and bored
May 11, 01: Sexy movie
May 10, 01: The worst ten seconds ever lived
May 9, 01: The beginning of Kyle's Dumb Book